Celebrity News Roundup: We're Dying

1. We don't care who you are, there's no way you can't love this. Old, young, married, single, male, female -- who is not overcome with a warm heart when you find out that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are (most likely) dating? Henceforth known as T-Sqaured, the two Taylors were seen at an L.A. Kings Hockey game together this past week and then at dinner with her mother. They seem like such nice kids! We're dying.

2. Miley Cyrus's stalker didn't even get prison time! How terrible is that? We go back and forth daily on how much we like Miley (her case was helped by our immense love of Party in the U.S.A.) but seriously? Being stalked has to be terrifying, especially for someone her age. The guy did get probation and is required to seek mental help, but still. Yikes.

3. The newest, hippest place for celebs to be? Sesame Street. You heard us right. No less than the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Cameron Diaz, Adam Sandler, Eva Longoria, Hugh Jackman, Christina Applegate, Matthew Fox and Michelle Obama will be guesting during the upcoming season. Forget E! News... Sesame Street is the show to watch.

4. Far be it from us to take up for Lindsay Lohan, but if Michael and Dina were your parents, you'd probably be off your rocker too. Michael has once again taken to the media to air his thoughts on Dina, Lindsay and the whole family. After appearing on Maury Povich, The Insider and Access Hollywood, Michael released the following statement, "As the mother of my kids, I won't slam Dina personally. But she has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention. And Lindsay needs to see that her mother is either lying to me or lying to her. Dina says positive things about Samantha when she's talking to Lindsay, but then when Dina talks to me, she blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons. If Dina and her cohorts want to continue lying, I could [keep exposing her] for a year - on so many different subjects. My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation - and I did." Shut up.

5. If you're reading this on Friday, October 30 and you love shoes, you're in luck! On yesterday's Oprah show, designer Christian Siriano announced that EVERYTHING at Payless is 50% off today only if you bring in a coupon that you can print here. Seriously... Anna already bought three pairs of shoes and a pair of tights today for $28 ($28!) and will be visiting the second Payless in the area later this afternoon. You're welcome! (Update: Anna would like to bump up that total pairs of shoes bought today count to six. Nice.)

Happy Halloween!