Mrs. Kenley Penley

Kenley did not like her fiance, Zac I Lack (common sense or I wouldn't have gotten engaged to Kenley) .

She did not like him, so she went on the attack.

She did not like him asleep in bed

So a cat, a laptop, water and apples she threw at his head.

She did not like her night in jail.

We wonder who gave her money for bail?

She did not like her three charges of assault (2nd degree assault, 3rd degree assault and criminal possession of a weapon in the 4th degree).
It was a miscommunication she said, it wasn't her fault.

And now poor Kenley,
Will never marry Zac I Lack Penley.
And become Mrs. Kenley Penley.
The Endley?

Sidenote: Since when did a cat become a weapon? We could understand if you were Catwoman. But can you really be charged with possession if you throw your cat at someone? We're gonna have to look up this 4th degree business.