SWF, 39, Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places

She's used to having men fall all over her as Rachel on "Friends," but in real life, Jennifer Aniston has had a much harder time finding love. After her marriage to Brad Pitt ended (you may have heard about their divorce) she dated a string of guys, most notably Vince Vaughn. But sadly, Jen has not seemed to be able to find lasting love in her life. And we feel kind of bad about that. Although we love Brangelina now, we're still totally Team Aniston when asked. She's a beautiful girl and a great actress, but, like the rest of us who are smart with great jobs, she hasn't been able to find that love of her life to finish it off.

Jennifer has most recently been linked to John Mayer, and frankly, we've had about enough. We're not sure what's possessing her to date the man who's known as the Player of the Year in Hollywood, but we just totally don't see them together. What the crap is she doing? And then we realized, Jennifer Aniston needs a matchmaker -- one that knows a lot of information about a lot of people in Hollywood. Namely, us! We like her a lot, and we feel bad for her. So, Jen, the following is our matchmaking list for you ... here are the men we think you should date. Get your assistant on the phone -- we're gonna need to arrange some dates...

David Schwimmer - Okay, before you laugh, think about it. They were on-again, off-again on Friends for years, but they ended up together in the end (as we always knew they would). David Schwimmer is not married, so why not a real-life Ross and Rachel match up? You know this would warm you heart. It so would.

Bradley Cooper - He was hilarious in "Wedding Crashers" and even better in "Failure to Launch." Although he's 33 to Jen's 39, we think he's funny and a laid-back guy. We're pretty sure they'd be great together. Like Jen, Bradley has also been through a divorce (to actress Jennifer Esposito), so we're sure neither have any disillusions about marriage. Don't you see it?

Orlando Bloom - Hotttttie. They were briefly linked a while back and although it seemed to be just a rumor, it's DEFINITELY a rumor we'd like to see come true. Orlando has supposedly broken up with model Miranda Kerr and is probably heartbroken since she's already moved on with Brandon Davis (um ew). He and Jen could nurse their wounds together and have beaUtiful British-ified babies.

Luke Wilson - He's a star, but not so starry that he's gotten out of control. We like him, and we think Jen would too. Bonus: he's hilarious and we think he'd get along great with David Arquette, Jen's best friend Courteney Cox's husband.

The guy who played Tag on Friends - Aside from Ross he was our FAVORITE Rachel love interest. Tag (real name Eddie Cahill) isn't married, doesn't appear to be dating anyone, and is a major cutie. Plus he's on the D-list (perhaps even the E, F or G list), so their relationship hopefully won't be as open to the public as it was when she was Mrs. Brad Pitt or Vince Vaughn's GF.

George Clooney - What better way to get back at Brad then by getting with one of his best friends? Sure, George is a ladies man but maybe he just needs a girl like Jennifer to get him to commit. And then they could have awkward weekends together with Brangelina at Georgie's Lake Como mansion ...maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.

These are just a few suggestions, Jen. Go on a few dates, try them out! If someone works out we request that your firstborn contain the names Anna, Katie and Stargazing, in any order that you like.

And for the love of all that is holy, DUMP JOHN MAYER.