Celebpocalypse

The word "apocalypse" is seriously scary. When we hear this word, we think about fire, wars, death, earthquakes, killing and general mayhem. At best, it will not be a pleasant experience -- at worst, well, it's the end of the world.

People talk all the time about the signs that will (are???) lead up to the end of the world. We're not Biblical scholars, and we're not gonna lie, we haven't quite made it through Revelation, but we're pretty sure that all signs point toward a list of bizarre things happening that should signify to us all that the world is about to end.

While we haven't peeked outside and seen Satan fighting God yet, we have recently observed a number of things that we personally think are a bit foretelling. We are prepared to argue that there have been enough bizarre celebrity happenings lately that would lead one to believe the world as we know it is about to change.

We know what you're thinking, "Katie, Anna -- come on. Celebrities are ALWAYS doing crazy things." Yes, this is true. However, lately there have been a lot of bizarre things happening to celebrities... not things they've caused. Think about it:

1. Ryan Seacrest attacked by a shark - That's right, if you haven't heard yet the host of American Idol was bitten on the foot by a baby shark over the weekend. Apparently it left one of it's baby shark teeth behind. Seacrest commented, "I thought it was a stick. I wasn't sure what had happened. There were like 1,000 people in the ocean, and I get bit by the shark!" Even creatures of the sea can't stand Ryan Seacrest, interesting. When animals attack celebs, you know something's a bit off with the universe.

2. Lindsay Lohan and the motorcycle incident - LiLo was hit by a motorcycle. Wait, no she was almost hit by a motorcycle and rushed to the hospital. No, now that's not right either. She just went to the hospital for undisclosed reasons. Was there ever a motorcycle? We're confused. BUT the fact that a celebrity may have been involved in an accident without being in a car and actually causing said accident is pretty strange.

3. Freddie Prinze Jr. taking up wrestling - Oh Freddie Prinze, where has your career disappeared to? We thought you had such prospects after She's All That and Scooby Doo. And now you've joined the creative team at WWE? Pardon? In what twisted universe is your pretty face not winning you roles in I Really Really Still Know What You Did Last Summer and Wing Commander Redux? We mean WRESTLING? Really? The world is done for.

4. Amy Winehouse's drink being "spiked" - As we're sure you're aware, Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital on Monday for an alleged adverse reaction to a medication she is on. However, her father has recently announced that he is confident Amy's drink was spiked with Ecstasy, and that is what brought on the reaction. Now, we're not sure whether to believe this or not, but if it is true: The person who put it in her drink could've just asked her if she wanted it and avoided being arrested. She would've said yes. She's Amy "Crack" Winehouse.

5. Shia LeBeouf's DUI - While we're as mad as anyone when a celeb (or anyone) drinks and drives then gets into an accident, police recently announced that this particular accident was NOT Shia's fault. They claim to have enough evidence that points to the other driver running a red light and causing the accident. However, that doesn't mean that Shia wasn't above the legal limit when he drove, it just means he didn't cause the accident. We're hoping that this is the drinking and driving wake-up calls he needs without killing someone. Because we're pretty sure being drunk and driving and getting into an accident that's not your fault is one in a million.

Get ready for the four horsemen. They're on their way.