Inside Scoop from Almost Heaven, West Virginia

New Year's Resolution: Bring Stargazing BACK! 

In the meantime, we'll leave you with this breaking news tidbit. 

Yesterday KT received the following text message from Anna at 5:20 PM: 

"Andy Dick is in town doing comedy shows at the comedy club all weekend and I have it on good authority that he's currently sitting in regional jail for sexually assaulting a man at a bar last night." 

If you know us, you know we can't stand Andy Dick. He's for sure a most-hated celeb of all time and somehow the news of him getting sent to jail was quite unsurprising. This isn't the first time he's sexually assaulted someone and it prolly won't be the last. 

Can't we find a place to stick all of these horrible D-Listers? Like the tip of an iceberg or the middle of the Borneo jungle? It could even be a reality TV show, "I'm a Celebrity, but No One Wants to Get me Out of Here!"

Everyone Joined in the Fun

You might think that actors who dress up as different characters and musicians who wear costumes as their jobs wouldn't be too excited about Halloween. Think again!

This weekend brought out all kinds of costumes from Tinsel Town, and everyone joined in the fun.

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Disney princess Jasmine while Gwen Stefani took her kids trick-or-treating dressed as Jessie from Toy Story. Brad Pitt dressed up as DJ Lance Rock from the Nick Jr. show Yo Gabba Gabba and Angelina Jolie donned a gray wig and fake blood. Several celebs -- including Heidi Pratt, Katie Couric and Kelly Ripa -- dressed as Kate Gosselin. Heidi Klum and husband Seal wore matching raven costumes at the annual bash they host. Rihanna dressed as a tigress.

Check out the fun pics!

Celebrity News Roundup: We're Dying

1. We don't care who you are, there's no way you can't love this. Old, young, married, single, male, female -- who is not overcome with a warm heart when you find out that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are (most likely) dating? Henceforth known as T-Sqaured, the two Taylors were seen at an L.A. Kings Hockey game together this past week and then at dinner with her mother. They seem like such nice kids! We're dying.

2. Miley Cyrus's stalker didn't even get prison time! How terrible is that? We go back and forth daily on how much we like Miley (her case was helped by our immense love of Party in the U.S.A.) but seriously? Being stalked has to be terrifying, especially for someone her age. The guy did get probation and is required to seek mental help, but still. Yikes.

3. The newest, hippest place for celebs to be? Sesame Street. You heard us right. No less than the likes of Jake Gyllenhaal, Cameron Diaz, Adam Sandler, Eva Longoria, Hugh Jackman, Christina Applegate, Matthew Fox and Michelle Obama will be guesting during the upcoming season. Forget E! News... Sesame Street is the show to watch.

4. Far be it from us to take up for Lindsay Lohan, but if Michael and Dina were your parents, you'd probably be off your rocker too. Michael has once again taken to the media to air his thoughts on Dina, Lindsay and the whole family. After appearing on Maury Povich, The Insider and Access Hollywood, Michael released the following statement, "As the mother of my kids, I won't slam Dina personally. But she has expressed to me that Lindsay is in dire, dire need of an intervention. And Lindsay needs to see that her mother is either lying to me or lying to her. Dina says positive things about Samantha when she's talking to Lindsay, but then when Dina talks to me, she blames Lindsay's downfall on the Ronsons. If Dina and her cohorts want to continue lying, I could [keep exposing her] for a year - on so many different subjects. My lawyers told me to keep every single conversation - and I did." Shut up.

5. If you're reading this on Friday, October 30 and you love shoes, you're in luck! On yesterday's Oprah show, designer Christian Siriano announced that EVERYTHING at Payless is 50% off today only if you bring in a coupon that you can print here. Seriously... Anna already bought three pairs of shoes and a pair of tights today for $28 ($28!) and will be visiting the second Payless in the area later this afternoon. You're welcome! (Update: Anna would like to bump up that total pairs of shoes bought today count to six. Nice.)

Happy Halloween!

Can You Imagine

We have just heard the best idea in the history of best ideas! Seriously, whoever thought of this... GENIUS!

The TV show Gossip Girl has been slipping in the ratings this season (we don't know why because we still think it's really good, but we digress) and in order to combat that, the producers are planning to feature some high-profile guest stars, including VICTORIA BECKHAM! Yes, Posh herself will be guesting on the show in a yet-undisclosed role.

Not since Sex and the City was still on TV has a show featured such fabulous wardrobe as Gossip Girl. As the most fashionably lady in the world (in our humble opinion) Vicky B. is a natural fit for a role, any role, on the show. Rumours first circulated that she'd play Chuck Bass's long lost mother (can you IMAGINE?!?) but Victoria said she'd rather play Chuck's ex-love interest.

This can only end awesomely.

Dude was In Enough Trouble

When we first heard this story, we have to admit, we dismissed it. Honestly, we really just couldn't believe that two people could be this stupid or insane. But then we read the same story covered in a couple of different places, and we're still in a state of shock and awe as we share with you...

Lindsay Lohan was spotted hooking up with Balthazar Getty.

Balthazar, a married father of four, most recently made headlines by having an affair with Sienna Miller. Remember those shots of them making out (Sienna was topless) on the Amalfi Coast in Italy? Dude was in enough trouble for his less-than-stellar choices, but really? Being seen out with Lindsay Lohan at a popular and public Hollywood club? Is he insane? Other clubgoers report that they were "all over each other."

Someone please tell us this is some kind of joke. Ew.

Our Biggest Celeb Encounter Yet!

We often feature stories of our readers spotting, and sometimes even talking to and taking pictures with, celebs. These are some of our favorite posts to write, and we're always excited when our readers have a celebrity encounter.

Today, however, we can bring you a one-of-a-kind story not seen before on these pages -- one of our readers actually knows a celeb on the rise!

Anna's friend Rachna went to UNC - Chapel Hill with Kelen Coleman, who guest starred on last Thursday's episode of The Office as Pam's bridesmaid Isabel, who hooked up with (and then got rejected by) Dwight! That wasn't some "extra" part -- that was huge! Kelen roomed with a good friend of Rachna's so Rachna can definitely say she's spent some time with an up and coming star! Man, we'd love to get some insider gossip from The Office set -- it's our favorite show!

How exciting! And thanks for sharing with us Rachna!

(Clip is below; check around the 3:17 mark and the 3:42 mark! Oh, and that's her in the screen grab too.)

Not to Rain on Anyone's Parade

Frequent readers may remember when we reported that Lindsay Lohan was being considered as an "Artistic Advisor" to fashion house Ungaro. Pretty much everyone on earth thought it was a joke, or at the very least a crazy rumour, but then we found out it was indeed true.

Lindsay showed her first collection, together with veteran designer Estella Archs, in Paris this past week. Lindsay said, "I couldn’t be happier. Seeing everything pulled together, is simply amazing."

Not to rain on anyone's parade, but we are compelled to ask, what are Lindsay's qualifications? She designs a leggings line for crying out loud and that's because she can't get any acting jobs. How does someone who dresses like this get chosen as an artistic advisor for an established house?

Reviews of the show were mixed with the International Herald Tribune's Suzie Menkes commenting, "The Emanuel Ungaro show on Sunday may go down in history as the final gasp of celebrity madness."

Madness indeed.